Think of me as your straight-shooting social media guide who's as addicted to burritos as I am to helping businesses cut through the digital noise.

The Professional Bits (Because You're Probably Here for Those)

For over 7 years, I've been helping businesses tackle their social media and content marketing challenges. From solo operators trying to find their voice to established teams needing to streamline their processes, I've seen it all—and probably made all the mistakes so you don't have to.

What makes me different? I don't just talk the talk. I started exactly where many of you are:

  • Figuring out Facebook when it was just launching business pages

  • Building strategies from scratch for businesses with zero budget

  • Learning that social media isn't just one person's job (sorry, not sorry)

  • Discovering that automation and smart systems beat hustle culture any day

My "Why" (No Fancy Origin Story, Promise)

Here's the thing: I fell in love twice—once with Australia, and once with a guy who's basically a digital hermit. Life's funny like that. When my husband started his small business, he needed marketing but had no budget. Classic startup story, right?

That experience taught me something crucial: small businesses need practical, no-BS guidance for their social media. Not $10K/month agency solutions. Not "growth hacking" promises. Just clear, actionable strategies that actually work.

We'll Be a Great Fit If You:

  • Are genuinely passionate about your business (like, can't-shut-up-about-it passionate)

  • Want to learn the 'why' behind the 'what' in social media

  • Value collaboration over quick fixes

  • Believe in working smarter, not harder

  • Are ready to roll up your sleeves (because great content doesn't create itself)

We Might Not Click If You:

  • Think marketing is a "set it and forget it" deal

  • Want to go viral overnight

  • Believe throwing money at problems fixes them

  • Aren't willing to invest time in understanding your strategy

Fun Facts (Because We're Not Robots):

  • My full name is 29 letters long (paperwork is my nemesis)

  • I'm a burrito and margarita addict (GYG's mini mild chicken burrito with guac should be renamed "the Clem-rito")

  • I've visited 5 of 7 continents (because wanderlust is real)

  • Parks & Recreation is my comfort show (Leslie Knope is my spirit animal)

  • I'm a cookie-baking enthusiast (but don't ask me about mushrooms or oysters 🤢)

  • I crossed paths with Johnny Depp in Paris (he was lovely, but my stash of Peter Pan peanut butter is lovelier)

Ready to Get Started?

If you've read this far and you're thinking, "Yep, this is exactly what I've been looking for," then we should probably talk.

Fair warning: I might mention burritos a lot, but I promise my social media advice is much more substantial. 🌯

P.S. Still not sure? Check out my testimonials below or stalk my social channels. I practice what I preach, and the results speak for themselves.